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Blaise/Fem-Harry/Theo   2 comments

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Asta Lucia Andretti is the pureblood daughter of Italian pureblood father, Vicente Andretti, and Greek pureblood mother, Melinda Proussalidi-Andretti. Asta was born July 31st, at 11:59p.m. Only a week after her birth, she was kidnapped from her nursery by a dark magic summoning ritual, which magically took her from her crib and transported her all the way from her home in Milan, Italy to Godric’s Hollow in Wales, and to the Potters – James and Lily Potter.

Lily had given birth to a son, Harry James Potter, just hours before Asta herself had been born, both on July 31st. However, only six days later, their son Harry was found dead in his crib, having fallen to SIDS. Distraught, the Potters thought up a plan to bring them a replacement child. They found the summoning ritual in the Potter library and performed it. During the ritual, they requested a baby born July 31st, with green eyes, dark hair and powerful magic be brought to them. They forgot to specify the gender of the child. They were brought Asta, a beautiful baby girl with jet-black hair and she had been born with the deepest green eyes ever seen. Lily and James placed glamours on her, hiding her gender as well as her biological features, instead they made her look like a carbon copy of James Potter, with a small hint of Lily.

Only three months later, on October 31st, Voldemort attacked the Potters and killed them. Asta was placed on the doorstep of the Dursleys by Dumbledore, where, a few hours later, her glamours fell and her parents, who had been searching for her ever since her disappearance, finally were able to track her down using her magical signature to locate her. They found her, and grabbed her up before bringing her back to Milan.

Asta was raised in Milan, Italy, by her parents. On her fifth birthday, she came into an Elfin inheritance, due to her mother’s heritage – she had pointed ears and incredible beauty, even at a young age. Her beauty rivaled any Veela.

She grew up with her family being one of the pureblood elitists in Europe. The elitists loved to throw several parties a year to socialize and gossip and have their children meet the other pureblood children. Amongst these families were the Malfoys, Parkinsons, Zabinis, Notts, Delacours, Boots, Bones, Abbotts, Longbottoms and Fudges, to make a few. Asta got on well with most of them, but she was particularly close with Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott. The first time after her fifth birthday, after her inheritance came about, that she had seen Blaise and Theo she had marked them as her future soul mates. However, due to their young age, the pull that they had to one another didn’t cause sexual tension or sparks to fly between them. At the age of five, they were only drawn to each other as friends, and quickly the three became inseparable best friends.

Vicente and Melinda of course realized what was happening between their daughter and the two boys, and had immediately informed their parents – Blaise’s mother, Zelda Zabini, and Theo’s parents, Marius and Lorraine Nott. Only Blaise and Theo learned of the story behind Asta – how she was really the ‘Boy Who Lived’ but not Harry Potter.

At 11, Asta donned her glamour as Harry Potter once more and entered Hogwarts, where she was sorted into Gryffindor, while her mates went into Slytherin. Though in separate houses, the three still met up in secret whenever possible to spend time together.

During the summers, Asta spent the first two weeks on Milan, but always went to live with the muggles, the Dursleys, after that, to keep up appearances.

Blaise, Asta and Theo remained simply best friends until the middle of fourth year, when they start dating.

CONTINUE

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Adrian/Harry/Daphne   Leave a comment

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Daphne Greengrass

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Adrian Pucey

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NOTE:// I got this story idea while watching Mysterious Skin. I want you all to know that I do NOT find anything appealing about child abuse, sexual abuse or that I am in any way a pedophile. This is just a story, and the shit Vernon puts Harry and Daphne through explains how they are when they get older, and the attachment they have to one another.

 

The moment Harry was placed at the Dursleys, he was abused and overworked, starved and neglected. However, upon turning eight, his uncle began to notice just how beautiful the boy was becoming and so he acted. Moving Harry into the spare bedroom, Vernon then began touching Harry, telling the boy that he loved him and that he wanted Harry to feel how much he loved him. Child naivety and innocence had Harry going along with it, desperate as he was for love and affection. He was scared, yet at the same time, the touches felt really good.

Eventually, Vernon coerces Harry into sleeping with him. Because Vernon is gentle about it, and he gives Harry just as much pleasure from the experience as he himself gets, Harry loves it, even if mentally, it’s traumatizing him.

A few weeks later, after several more ‘nightly meetings’, Vernon comes home from work, with a little blond hair of Harry’s age. Scared and in tears, the girl in hauled up into Harry’s room, and Vernon demands that Harry undress the girl, with him watching. Confused and rather scared himself, Harry does so. Vernon also demands that the girl undress Harry as well. Once the two eight year olds were completely naked, Vernon orders Harry to touch the girl, just like he [Vernon] had done to him. Vernon stands over them, watching as Harry clumsily and inexperienced caressed and kissed the girl’s nude body. When he was satisfied to see that Harry was semi-hard, Vernon guided Harry into the girl, severing her hymen in the process.

Harry was in tears, along with the blond haired girl, and he sobbed into her ear, saying ‘Sorry’ over and over again as he was ordered to thrust into her.

Through this, Vernon was sitting in a chair watching them, as he jerked off.

For the next few days, Vernon showed Harry how to please a girl – using the blond girl, who’s name Harry discovered was Daphne Greengrass – as the ‘dummy’ or sorts. About a week after Daphne was brought to Number Four, Vernon invited a co-worker over. Vernon and the guy watched as Harry and Daphne fooled around (ordered by Vernon).

For the next several years, this was the life in which Harry and Daphne lived. The two, young lovers and best friends were forced to fuck each other in front of Harry’s uncle and any of the people that Vernon brought to the house. Many times, the two best friends were forced to watch as one of the guests fucked the other. Surprisingly, most of the men Vernon brought home were closet fags, as Harry caught the eyes of most of the men than Daphne did, which Harry was relieved with. He didn’t like watching other men all over Daphne. The two were very protective of each other, as they were the other had.

How did Daphne end up at the Dursleys?

The Greengrass family, though a very wealthy pureblood family, loved to go out and about in the muggle world, as they owned their own car. On their last outing, they got into a car accident, which killed Daphne’s father, mother and younger sister, Astoria. Daphne was not hurt, as her wild magic, stronger than the rest of her family’s magic, had acted to save her from harm, creating a strong force field around her person. It had been Vernon who had seen the crash, and had gone to investigate it. For some reason, upon seeing the force field – recognizing it from the many times Harry had created one – he wasn’t scared or enraged. Sure, he still hated magic, and he still detested the boy no matter what he was doing with him. No, instead, Vernon was thinking of his personal revenge on the ‘freaks’, and that sullying them would be the best revenge. He grabbed the girl from the car, once the force field had disappeared and dragged her to his car and left the scene in a hurry so as not to be seen.

He brought her to Number Four, Privet Drive.

 

When not entertaining Vernon or his guests, Harry and Daphne were locked in the small bedroom, doing chores around the house or going to school. The two had become very close in a very small amount of time, due to their situation. They told each other everything about their lives before knowing each other – for Daphne, that included her magical background. She had recognized Harry’s name right away and the first chance she could, she told him about the wizarding world. Harry told her about the physical abuse, the starvation (that still went on) and about the bullies at school.

Harry cooked all the meals for the Dursleys, and did all of the outside work – the garden, the mowing, the car washing, the painting, snow shoveling and all the outside maintenance. Daphne did all of the inside cleaning – all but the cooking. Harry enjoyed the cooking and the gardening. Basically, all in all, the two ran the household, with the only exception of paying bills.

At night, the two – though young and having already been introduced to sex – made love, as quietly as possible, so as not to let anyone in the house hear or they would cuddle up together asleep, simply naked in bed. They really did enjoy sex, even after all they were going through, the pleasure was undeniable and it did allow them to escape the abuse they were suffering from when they were together, alone. If only for a little while. However, as they were so young, sex wasn’t on their mind all the time.

At eleven, the two of them got their Hogwarts letters.

Harry was sorted into Gryffindor and Daphne Slytherin, so they had to pretend not to know each other. When they had time alone, they would sneak off to spend some time together, just the two of them.

At the end of each school year, Harry and Daphne would return to the Dursleys – they wouldn’t leave the platform together, so as not to be seen as a pair.

Summer before 2nd year – When the Weasleys picked Harry up in the Ford Anglia, Daphne was unfortunately left behind at the Dursleys, who eventually and reluctantly, dropped her off at King’s Cross on September 1st.

Summer before 3rd year – Both Harry and Daphne leave the Dursleys, taking the Knight Bus to Diagon Alley, where they stay the rest of the summer. When the Weasleys show up, Daphne hides under the invisibility cloak the whole time, even when Ron shares the room. She is under the cloak when she sleeps beside Harry.

  • Third year, the two get more sexually involved with each other while alone. It becomes a larger part of their relationship outside of Vernon’s ‘business’ during the summers. Both are more emotionally mature, as well as physically mature, and understand the sexual aspect of life more than they did when they were introduced to it at age eight, five years ago.

Summer before 4th year – Again, Daphne is left behind, but only for a few days, before she leaves (sneaks out of) the Dursleys to catch the Knight Bus to Diagon Alley where she meets up with her friend Tracy Davis. She and Tracy also attend the Quidditch Cup.

  • He did take Parvati Patil to the Yule Ball

Summer before 5th year – Daphne had left two days before, to stay at Tracy’s house, so when the Order members come and get Harry, it is only Harry that they find. Since Daphne doesn’t usually leave the house as all of her chores are indoors, then the Order members who had watched the house that summer didn’t even notice an extra teenager living in the house. Mad-Eye Moody was not one of the guards.

Summer before 6th – Same arrangement at the previous summer.

At the beginning of 6th year, Harry catches Adrian Pucey’s eyes (I know he’s more than only a year older than Harry, but just go with me) wandering his way, and he in turn admits interest. Due to his childhood, Harry was without a doubt bisexual, though he much preferred men to women, with Daphne to only exception. He was submissive by nature, and even when he was with Daphne, he was still rather submissive. Daphne found it alluring and very sexy.

When Harry asks Daphne about Adrian, she excitedly pushes him toward her fellow housemate, knowing that Adrian would be very good for Harry. Adrian was one of only a handful of Slytherins that she could trust, and she genuinely liked him. She knew how much Harry was craving a male lover – a stable one, not one of those muggle bastards that came around Privet Drive to get their perverted rocks off before going back to their house wives – and knew that Adrian was perfect.

She herself was perfectly satisfied with Harry and Harry alone. Daphne had a feeling that if she didn’t have Harry, then she’d be asexual. She wasn’t attracted to anyone else of either gender, never had been, but she was extremely attracted to Harry and deeply in love with him. He was so beautiful, very effeminate yet with a perfect amount of masculinity as well. He was simply perfection, and it wasn’t just her that thought that as well. From the moment the two entered Hogwarts their first year, everyone’s eyes were drawn to Harry. Those that weren’t looking at Harry were looking at Daphne, with her pale complexion and beautiful blonde hair.

Everyone learned immediately that they were both untouchable. They were approachable, obviously, what with their separate group of friends, but when it came to someone asking for a date, they were untouchable. The vibe they gave off was enough to ward off most of the admiring wannabe suitors. The determined ones, however, were instantly shot down, every time. Daphne hid behind her reputation of Ice Queen – a cold-hearted bitch, and Harry hid behind his reputation and fame as the Boy Who Lived – shy and naïve and ignorant and closed off. Ron and Hermione, who were protective and possessive over his attention, unknowingly helped with his ‘untouchable’ persona, as they tended to ward off anyone not a Gryffindor and even other Gryffindors as well.

With Daphne’s approval, Harry accepts Adrian’s advances, but tells the older Slytherin outright that he and Daphne are already together and if he can’t accept that then their possible relationship was going nowhere. Shockingly, Adrian accepts it, and agrees to still date Harry, with Daphne. He understands immediately how the threesome thing was going to work – Daphne and Harry, and Arian and Harry. Adrian, himself was bisexual as well, and he would have gladly been with Daphne too, but Daphne didn’t want to. They all shared a bed though, when together (Room of Requirements).

To the public, Harry was still single.

Summer before 7th year – Harry, now the owner of Number Four, Grimmauld Place, was given permission by Dumbledore to stay there instead of returning to the Dursleys. He would be alone most of the summer, except for the occasional Order member coming in and out to check on him, and of course the weekly Order meetings. As the owner, Harry allowed Daphne and Adrian entry. The three of them stayed together, up in the master suit (Sirius’ old room, which used to belong to his parents), avoiding the light traffic coming and going down stairs. The suit was well equipped for their use anyway – a small kitchen, a bathroom, bedroom with king-sized bed, lounge space and small library, not to mention a private balcony that was warded so that if one stood on it, nobody from the outside who could see the manor could see them.

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Charlie Weasley/ Harry Potter (female)   1 comment

A month before her marriage to James Potter, Lily heads to Greece for Unspeakable business. While in Crete, she meets a native man named Niko Piotropakis and ends up having an affair with him. An affair that lasts only one night, but has major consequences. Guilt-ridden, Lily returned to England, but she still marries James. It is only a few weeks after their wedding, that she discovers that she’s pregnant. She then confesses to James that the baby might not be his.

James is distraught but doesn’t leave her. He decides that even if the baby isn’t his, he’ll still love it like his own and name it his heir. They agree to keep the affair between them, telling not even their closest friends. James warns Lily that if the baby turns out to be a girl, then they would have to either make the affair known (which would disgrace her good name) or they would have to hide the baby’s gender, turning her into a temporary boy.

Why? In the mid-1600’s, the Potter head at the time, Emrick Potter, had placed a curse on his future bloodline so that they could only ever produce male heirs. If Lily’s child was a girl, it would be a dead giveaway to her adulterous act. Everyone would know that the baby was not James’ child. It didn’t matter if they weren’t married at the time of the affair or not.

When Lily gave birth to a little girl, whom they named Harrienne Jazlyn Potter, they decided that the best option was to change the baby’s outer appearance, so that she appeared to be a boy, not a girl. They glamoured her with strong, powerful spells and they made her look like a male, carbon copy of James, so that the guise held tight.

When the Potters died, the magic that held the glamours began to very slowly dwindle, until, on Harrienne’s fifth birthday, they fell completely. Frightened that she would get in big trouble with the Dursleys, Harrienne used wandless magic (which she had been able to perform since she could remember – only non-defensive/offensive magic such as unlocking spells, glamours, levitation, healing, etc.) to replace them, only they were now held by her own magic. They could only come down when she wanted them to.

She entered Hogwarts as Harry Potter, even though she really did not want to. She was in her ‘male’ glamours when Hagrid picked her up, so she knew from her little trip to Diagon Alley with Hagrid that the wizarding world was expecting her as Harry James Potter, not Harrienne Jazlyn Potter.

How does she know her real name? Lily had written a time delay letter to her, to be delivered to Harrienne when the glamours eventually fell, telling her about the affair, the Potter curse, her real name and why they had to glamour her. Harrienne received the letter when she was five-years-old, even though she couldn’t read very well if at all. She kept the letter with her in the cupboard and as she aged, more and more words began to make sense and by the time she got to Hogwarts she understood the letter fully.

During fourth year, before the Yule Ball but after the first task, Harrienne dropped her glamours for good. She was tired of hiding who she really was, and hated acting like a boy (in her opinion, her acting was horrible – she felt like she had made Harry Potter appear feminine. Not all if it was in her head, either). Because she was now Harrienne (also known as still ‘Harry’ just female now), she did not take Parvati Patil to the dance with her. Instead she was asked out by Cormac McLaggen, as well as several other boys. She went with Cormac, though she didn’t really care for his company. She was just desperate to find a date in time for the ball and didn’t have much time to be very picky about who she went with. Champions had to have a date, after all.

Year after year, her beauty grew, but she was very ignorant to that beauty. She had no idea just how naturally beautiful she was or how much her presence affected those around her. She had this charm about her that not a single person – male or female – could ignore. Her dazzling big smile made those around her smile and her laugh was very infectious making others laugh or turn to look at her when she did. The female population of the school were all inferior to her and they wanted to hate her for it, but because she was just too kind or ignorant of it all, they couldn’t. They admired her instead and wanted to be friends with her.

Her enemies still hated her, though both Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy hated her a little less than before. Draco, before he found himself attracted to Harrienne, and Snape, because she was not related to James and therefore she did not warrant as much hatred from him as she had previously when Snape thought her to be James Potter’s offspring.

Harrienne still has Lily’s emerald green eyes, but she has her birth father’s (Niko Piotropakis) dark hair and was very good mix of both her parents.

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During the summer before sixth-year, she is staying with the Weasleys from July 30th to September 1st (Burrow or Grimmauld Place, I haven’t decided). That summer, Charlie Weasley also comes to stay and spend time with his family before going back to Romania. The two secretly start dating and it’s as Harrienne, Ron and Hermione gets on the Hogwarts Express September 1st that Charlie decides that Romania could wait for a couple of years, until his girlfriend graduates. Not telling his family that he was taking a sabbatical from the dragons, Charlie gets a small convenient flat in Hogsmeade while also doing some work in the muggle world to get extra money (he enjoys being a bouncer at a night club).

During Hogsmeade weekends and whenever she gets a chance to sneak out undetected, Harrienne goes to spend days and sometimes nights with her boyfriend. None of her friends catch on to her, thanks to her handy invisibility cloak and her always having the Marauder’s Map. Also, she’s a very convincing liar when she needs to be.

In January of her sixth year, Harrienne finds out that she’s pregnant. She once again uses glamours to hide her developing pregnancy from everyone, and she only tells Charlie. By the time school lets out for summer in early June, she’s already five-months pregnant.

When the Order members go and pick her up from the Dursleys on the eve of her birthday, she’s in her sixth (almost seventh) month. Remus, Tonks, Shacklebolt and Mad-Eye Moody walk in on Harrienne as she’s packing up her trunk for the departure. She and Charlie had agreed beforehand that they would come clean with the pregnancy, as it was physically draining for her to keep hold of the glamours while pregnant (her pregnancy was eating up a lot of her magical reserves) as well as their relationship. So, when the four Order members enter her small room, they see her in all of her pregnant glory.

They are shocked but they don’t comment. Instead they simply help her finish her packing and guide her down the stairs to the Dursley’s fireplace – which was hooked temporarily to the floo network.

Note to Self://She is wearing this when they pick her up: Only she’s pregnant while wearing it.

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By the end of August she is seven months pregnant:

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However, for some reason, she goes into labor just two days before she is to return to Hogwarts for her 7th year. She gives birth to her and Charlie’s daughter, prematurely. She’s a healthy baby, despite her premature birth, and because of magic (spells and potions combined), the baby doesn’t need to be in an incubator like muggle preemies.

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CM/HP Story Idea   Leave a comment

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Cormac McLaggen

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Harry’s First Year Overview

When Cormac was eleven, he was told by his father to start looking around for a future spouse the moment he entered Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. However, when Cormac started his first year at the school, he was not impressed by his year-mates or those ahead of him. Disappointed, twelve-year-old Cormac returns to his home in Fowey, Cornwall. Over the summer, he gets curious about sex and looks through the library in the McLaggen manor, where he finds several books – books from hetero sex to homosexual sex. Like many magical families, especially pureblood families, the wizards tend to often be bisexual, as homosexuality is not looked down upon in the wizarding world, like the muggle world.

The percentage for a young wizard to have sex with at least one other male in their lifetime is about 75%. Not all wizards are bisexual, but many will still find pleasure wherever they can get it. However, there are still more heterosexual marriages than homosexual.

Cormac finds the books and takes them from the library, and goes back to his room. For the rest of the summer, he becomes obsessed with finding someone he can do all the things to that he sees in the magically moving pictures.

Upon starting his second year, his honey-brown eyes fall upon little first year, Harry Potter, and he immediately knows that it is Harry he wants to not only be his partner in the sexual activities department, but also be his future spouse. The small boy was beautiful, even in the too-big baggy clothes and awkwardly hideous glasses. Eye sights can be fixed and so could a faulty wardrobe. Cormac saw the beauty underneath the Dursley-made mask (profile) of Harry.

That night, after the sorting and after everyone had gone up to the Gryffindor tower, Cormac pulls Harry away from the crowd, out of the common room and into an empty broom cupboard just down the corridor. In the cupboard, a stunned and confused eleven-year-old Harry gapes at Cormac when the older, golden-haired boy confidently announces:

“Harry, I am Cormac McLaggen, and I wish to court you. The moment I saw you I knew that you were the perfect choice to become my spouse in the future. Please, allow me to be your boyfriend, so that we shall get to know each other very well, and so that eventually, you will become my betrothed and then my spouse.”

Harry, the naive muggle-raised kid that he was, was confused and had no idea what a betrothed was, or even what a ‘court’ meant, but he did know what boyfriend meant to some degree and since he was attracted to the older boy, agreed, blushingly.

Then, before Harry could blink, Cormac was kissing him and Harry was kissing Cormac back. Cormac, eager to try those things he had seen out in a book, asked, “Can I make you feel good?”

When Harry says yes, Cormac grins and undoes Harry’s pants before sliding his hand inside of them and takes ahold of Harry’s cock. Harry, stunned, jumps back, but he moans softly as Cormac starts to move his hand up and down, stroking him gently but eagerly. Having never before touched himself and never feeling such pleasure, Harry doesn’t stop him and the honey-brown haired boy continues, until he orgasms for the first time right into Cormac’s hand.

Again, Harry was a naïve and sheltered (thanks to the Dursleys) little boy, who had never felt affection of any kind that he remembered. When Cormac said that he wanted Harry, and then when he had touched him and gave him enormous amounts of pleasure, Harry was quickly drawn in. Cormac, also only a naïve twelve-year-old, had no idea that he had accidently manipulated Harry into becoming his boyfriend by way of using Harry’s cravings of affection and being wanted, as well as by every male’s (young and old) need for sexual pleasure.

Harry was, from that point on, extremely attached to Cormac – the first ever person that he knew of, to ever want him and promise to care for him forever. He would do anything Cormac asked of him, to hold on to that one person. Cormac was just as enamored with Harry, and over the next nine months, the two became even closer, though only in secret. They didn’t tell their friends about each other.

In his first year, Harry Potter lost his virginity to Cormac McLaggen.

Notes://I know that they are VERY young and most of you will not approve about the sexual activities between them, at their age, but I don’t really care. I was young when I lost my virginity, so I know kids this young DO have sex.

Sure I was 13-years-old and not 11 like Harry, or 12 like Cormac, but 13 is still young and I had been curious about sex since probably the age of 8. I wasn’t a slut or promiscuous. That was my one and only time I have ever had sex in my life – that was ten years ago, for I am now 23-years-old.

Anyways, please don’t complain about their age. NO, I don’t condone underage sex, but it happens and there isn’t much we can do about that. Also, I’m not a pervert of any kind either. Just a chick with a weird sense of entertainment.

When (if ever) the story does come out, don’t bitch at me. We clear? Awesome, lets continue, then!

Harry and Cormac’s relationship over the next several years

The two continue dating and continue to keep their relationship a complete secret from everyone. The only ones who know about it are Cormac’s parents, Cavan and Meredith McLaggen. It was Cavan and Meredith that advised them to keep their relationship and secret, saying that it would only be a matter of time before Voldemort returned, and they didn’t want their son hurt. Harry didn’t want Cormac hurt either, so he readily agreed to the secrecy.

Like all pre-teen and teenage boys, once they had discovered sex there was no stopping them from going at it.

A few months into their relationship during first year, Harry confessed to Cormac about being a Magical Hermaphrodite (definition above on it’s own page).

What types of fanfics I detest…   Leave a comment

Not much of a rant, so much as a list of fics I can’t stand to read for one reason or another – whether it be a simple, minor detail or something bigger…

 

  • Ron/Hermione This pairing is disgusting. Anything graphic – be it kissing or more – makes me gag and shudder in disgust, literally. I’m not joking. When I click on a story, the VERY first thing I look for is whether the author has paired these two sidekicks together. Usually, I find it very quickly, as it’s usually mentioned within the first few paragraphs or the first chapter of the fic. If I get even the slightest hint that these two are together (before Harry is involved with anyone at least – which is usually NEVER at the start of the story, sadly), then I exit out of the fic immediately and do NOT read it. I hate these two that much. The ONLY way I am able to read this pairing, is if they come much later into the fic, and after Harry has already in an Established Relationship with someone, het or slash. Also, they cannot have sex before Harry does, otherwise I exit out of the fic instantly. I’m VERY picky with this one…Top of the list for a reason!!
  • Centric-Hermione – Ugh…I cannot stand this woman. I’ve known MANY know-it-alls in my time, and every single one of them has this ‘I’m better and smarter than you’ attitude, where they go around intentionally throwing their smarts and knowledge around, just to make them look good and others stupid. I understand that being a genius is something to take pride in, but to demean others for not knowing something is something I cannot stand – and Hermione does that all the time. I especially hate the way she speaks to Ron and to an extent, Harry, like they’re complete idiots (though Ron pretty much is an idiot – she still shouldn’t speak like that to a friend). She just, all around, pisses me off. People give her way too much credit in fanfiction and even in canon. News flash, she couldn’t possibly have read EVERY BOOK IN THE DAMNED LIBRARY! Meaning, she couldn’t possibly know EVERYTHING!
  • Hermione in a relationship – Yeah…I loathe Ron/Hermione, but I also cant stand her dating anyone else. Her being paired up with Snape, Draco or any Slytherin for that matter, is simply ridiculous and should NEVER be done. Femslash is also included in the relationship/pairing thing as well. I’ll only ever read a Hermione-related fic if it’s a Harry/Hermione, and that’s only barely a Can-Do. Enough said on that.
  • Ron in a relationship – Pretty much the same deal with Hermione. Can’t stand him paired with anyone, whether it’s romantic or just PWP. I’ll only read Ron/Harry fics, but even that is something I have to be in the mood for, which isn’t too often. Apart from Percy, Ron’s the only Weasley that I won’t exclusively seek out to read and pair with Harry or anyone else.
  • Non-Centric Harry – Any fics that are not Harry-Centric, I cannot read. Only Harry/Paired with whoever, fics. If the fic doesn’t have Harry as the main focus of the story and if he’s not the main pairing, I will NOT read it.
  • Humiliate-Harry – Can’t stand when Harry is humiliated in front of a large gathering of people – the Order, students, professors, etc. I hate it when females slap him for any reason. Abuse is one thing (I like Abused-Harry fics), but when he’s just been punched or slapped for something (especially when there isn’t a real liable reason behind the hit), it pisses me off. Mostly when females do it though – like Hermione, for one, and then Ginny for the other. It’s usually those two bitches who slap him, so…yeah.
  • Graphic Side Pairings – I don’t read anything that isn’t-Harry-Centric when it comes to sex or mushy fluff (kissing, cuddling, etc.). I always scroll passed the scenes the author writes in – like Remus/Sirius, or Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna, it doesn’t matter. Its all the same. Can’t read them. I’m for Harry-sex only, lol.
  • Harry raising someone else’s child – Mostly, I come across fics where Harry is stuck with Teddy, especially in crossovers. I don’t want to read fics where Harry is raising someone else’s kid – I want him to be raising his OWN – his own flesh and blood. It pisses me off, when I find a story where I think Harry has a child, only to find out that it’s Teddy. Go read Nightmares in Dakota, a SPN/HP crossover. It’s a good read, but VERY disappointing! I was reading it, update after update, and I couldn’t stop thinking that it would have been an even better story if the kid had actually been his, instead of the child of a deceased friend – also his godson. This doesn’t make him an actual father in my eyes (even though, technically, adopting a kid makes you a parent) – I just can’t make the connection between parent and child when the child Harry’s raising isn’t his own.
  • Post-Hogwarts – Reading post-Hogwarts fics just don’t interest me. The main reason for this, is because: a) Harry’s usually not in an Established Relationship in post-Hogwarts fics – he’s either getting over a break-up and eventually falls for someone (usually a co-worker, Draco or Snape), whether it’s through work or while partying or “clubbing”; b) Ron/Hermione usually are married, getting married and starting a family WAY before Harry begins a relationship with someone and as previously stated, I HATE R/Hr; c) I don’t enjoy reading Harry when he’s older than 21-yo being the minimum and 25-yo being the maximum. I like mature Harry just fine, but the whole age thing bothers me – I’m a die-hard During Hogwarts Years fan. At heart, I’m still a teen, even though I’m currently 22-yo.
  • Top-Harry – If Harry is the dominate SLASH partner (the one the tops), then I will not read it. I’m a submissive/bottom-Harry only fan – I won’t read anything else, no exceptions, when reading Slash. Top/Dom Harry disgusts me.
  • Dominatrix-Females – Reading a fic where Harry is dating a chick that is a ‘dominatrix’ – enjoys whips, handcuffs, bloodplay, bondage and with-holding orgasms and whatnot – it just doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t mind a little kink (like where the female does the whole strap-on thing and fucks him instead, that’s fine – a little dominating but not overly so – you can top and not be too dominating) but not too much.
  • Female Centric Sex during Threesome – Take R/H/Hr threesomes for example. I wouldn’t actually MIND reading one, even though I’ve stated several times that I can’t stand Ron or Hermione. However, when I actually DO read one, it is usually where all of the boys’ sexual attention is on Hermione. Being the Harry-centric fan that I am, I would like to read a fic where Harry is the center focus of the attention (meaning, in the middle of the three), and NO R/Hr action or at least as very little as possible. I can’t stand when the female is the focus of the two males – it pisses me off. I love boy-on-boy action in threesomes (Harry bottoms for the other male, while at the same time is doing the chick, kind of thing, with rimming and blow jobs between Harry and the other male).
  • Fred/George Incest – Only when it’s Fred/Harry/George and they do NOT get too graphic with each other. Kissing and a little groping is fine, but they cannot fuck the other twin – sorry, but it’s just gross to read.
  • Femslash – I may be a slash-fan, but NOT femslash. I’m a straight female, and the thought of lesbian sex is disgusting. That might not bother a lot of females, even the straight ones, but it does me. A lot of Harry-slash fics have femslash in it, and it always turns me off of the story.
  • DH Epilogue-Related Fics – I hated the epilogue at the end of Deathly Hallows. Any fic that is based off of those events (the names of the children, for instant, or Ginny being a pro Quidditch player) ticks me off. Rowling does not know good names when she comes across them – Scorpius? Albus Severus? WTF?!
  • Deathly Hallows, Half-Blood Prince related fics – DH and HBP both sucked. The whole Horcrux idea was stupid and boring. I could hardly finish either one of those books – though I did, but not with a lot of difficulty. Rowling doesn’t know how to write romance – she SUCKS at romance. R/Hr? Is she really that retarded? Harry/Ginny was okay, but the way the romance was written between them in the last two books was so UNfulfilling. It lacked the romantic spark that all heroic romances inspired and created. Rowling totally missed the mark. I mean, the two didn’t even embrace or kiss or even TALK at the end of the battle in DH, if I remember right. There wasn’t much acknowledgement there at all, between the two…
  • Horcrux Idea – The fics that use the Horcrux idea and the events of HBP…Read above for the reason why.
  • Anime(Manga)/Harry Potter Crossovers – Yeah, um, I don’t watch Anime cartoons/shows, and therefore do not understand ANYTHING that happens in Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, Death Note, Gundam Wing, Ouran High School Host Club…blah, blah, blah, the list goes on. The Japanese names are just too much for me, and they don’t read very well as far as I am concerned (meaning, to me only, most probably) – I don’t know one character from the other, so I can’t connect them. Plus, again, the names – I can’t tell female from male, and it’s just plain ass difficult. I don’t hate Anime, I just am not interested in it. Love the Japanese culture though

 

That’s all I can think of, for now. There are more, MUCH more, but I can’t remember them right now. Perhaps I’ll add to the list later on, when I can think of the rest.

~Cheers, XD~