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Harry/Bree – Twilight/HP crossover   Leave a comment

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Challenge: Okay, so I have already read a Riley/Harry fic…now I want to see a Harry/Bree fic, because I liked Bree Tanner.

The idea I had in mind for this challenge, goes something like 17-year-old Harry (also newly bitten by a vampire but not by Victoria) comes across his soul mate, Bree, who had just been turned by Victoria.

They seek out the Cullens for help, and for protection (on Bree’s part). In exchange they would help the Cullens and the La Push pack get rid of Victoria and the newborns, and to protect 16-year-old Bree from the Volturi.

I honestly HATE Bella, and I wish that you could work this whole thing out without bringing her into the mix…However, given that it is during Eclipse, and the whole reason Victoria and the Vulturi appear in the 3rd book is to go after Bella (Victoria)and the newborn clan (Volturi).

If you CAN come up with a reason for Victoria and the Volturi without adding Bella, then please do so. If you can’t, then you have my permission to KILL HER OFF!

Harry and Bree have to be soul mates, and they have to know the moment they meet. Harry is protective of her, and she of him. She is distraught with the thought of killing another being (human), and Harry is too, so they decide together that they would go for animals instead of humans…

They must learn to hunt animals on their own, and must already be somewhat committed to staying with that diet.

 

** Harry’s eyes must stay green and he must still have his magic. Though, his vampiric ability is up to you to decide – but he MUST have one.

** Does Bree have a power? If she doesn’t, give her one. She too, MUST have an ability.

** NO Ron/Hermione! I HATE this pairing, and therefore there mustn’t be a R/Hr pairing. Nobody else can be paired together either (in the HP world) until Harry/Bree have actually started their soul bond and have mated (that means be intimate/consummated the bond/have sex).

 

I haven’t read any of the Twilight books (first-person POVs kill me and plus being stuck in Bella’s head was annoying), so I don’t know the books…I don’t know the time duration of the events in Eclipse – how long the whole battle with Victoria and the newborns lasted. Was it weeks? Months? I just don’t know, so I’ll leave that to you…

However, I want Harry and Bree to have consummated their soul mate bond before the final battle and possibly before they go to the Cullens. They ARE vampires as well as hormonal TEENAGERS (keep that in mind), and therefore they would get heavy fast, within days of meeting quite possibly.

With the way teens are, nowadays, when it comes to sex and dating, it usually only takes a few hours to a week anymore before the two are sleeping with each other…Add their vampire instincts and the need to mate/claim one other, and it could possibly happen even sooner, so yeah, give them just a few days or so of knowing each other before they consummate the bond…

Unlike all of the Edward/Harry fics out there, where it takes MANY chapters before you even see a glimpse of a lemon (sex scene), because Edward is so old fashioned and because Harry is often so ‘timid’ and ‘abused’…In this, Harry is 17-year-old hormonal teen, and Bree is equally a hormonal 16-year-old. It may seem fast-paced but it’s realistic teenage hormonal drive.

 

It would be cool if you could fit in a miracle vampire pregnancy in there somewhere, where Bree, even though she’s a vampire, gets pregnant. Maybe make it so that with Harry’s magic (and their wishful thoughts), it happened – just like in a lot of Mpreg fics I read. The pregnancy HAS to be natural and has to come as a surprise – it can’t be planned!

And the baby HAS to grow like a normal human baby. It can’t be fast-growing like the human-vampire children where it only takes seven years before they’re fully grown. That concept was just stupid, in my opinion (even though it would only have benefited Jacob, the poor guy), so yeah, no seven years and then the kid’s an adult. It MUST grow like a normal human child, even though it’s the first ever born-vampire.

No pregnant-Rosalie, though. I love her, but I just want Bree pregnant (Harry is the only wizard turned vampire there, anyways).

 

Um, I guess that’s it for now. I add more later if I think of it.

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Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover Rant   Leave a comment

Is it just me, or does there seem to be a shit load of Twilight/Harry Potter crossovers out there…with the same plot – Harry, Luna and Draco go to Forks, or Harry and Draco go to Forks, or even just Harry and Luna, and it’s a full on repetitive Edward/Harry, and Jacob/Draco or Jacob/Luna…?

Doesn’t that seem to be the most occuring theme with the Twilight/HP Crossovers? Damn if it isn’t getting old and annoying!

For one, I find that Jacob/Draco is really bad pairing. Actually, it’s a really annoying pairing, and rather disgusting, kind of like Ron/Hermione for me and I hate that pairng (R/Hr) with a passion. Jacob Black and Draco Malfoy have only one thing in common with each other – and that is that they both come from a family of Blacks! Completely different families, obviously, but named Black nonetheless. Authors seem to really enjoy pairing these two up for some insane reason, and it pisses me off completely.

I hate bottom-Draco, and with a Jacob/Draco pairing, he is most definitely the bottom, as there isn’t anyone, besides perhaps Emmett and the rest of the Quileute pack, that can beat Jacob’s large, massive build. Bottom-Draco’s are simply very annoying for me to read! The only person I like to read as a bottom (submissive partner) is Harry!

I don’t know why anyone would think that this pairing is okay…IT DOESN’T WORK! They’re so completely different from each other  – their lifestyle, background, and just simply the way they think. They would NEVER be able to work, in real life (never mind that it’s FANFICTION here, and that it’s not supposed to be looked at as a real life “thing”). Draco is rich, spoiled, angry, CLEAN, stuck-up and snobby, and a complete arsehole. Jacob is loud, dirty, wild, boisterous, all grins and care-free, and a  low-class MUGGLE shapeshifter. No matter how much people will argue that because the pack can turn into wolves, that means they are part of the wizarding world, it’s NOT TRUE!! They live in the muggle world, go to a muggle school and hang out with muggles and live like a muggle…THEY ARE MUGGLES!!

Draco would never tolerate Jacob and his personality and lifestyle, and Jacob in turn would be more likely to punch the blonde bastard in the nose then imprint on his ass. No…just, no. Maybe it is all of these things that make authors be like, “Yeah, they’re so opposites that they would make the best couple”, but to be, it’s not something I can comprehend. Jacob/Draco would never work, it’s an awful pairing that That is That!

As for the Jacob/Luna…

I love Luna to death, I’ll admit that. I also really love Jacob too (or maybe it’s Taylor Lautner I like, :P). However, I can’t really see Luna in a relationship with, well, anyone. Not because she’s so weird that I think nobody would want to be with her. It’s just that Luna has more of that best friend or sister material vibe, and not that girlfriend vibe.

That’s not to say that I haven’t read any Harry/Luna fics, because I have and I have enjoyed them. But, when it comes to fics where Luna is in the background, as a side character (such as Twilight/HP crossovers), she’s the sister or best friend…I can’t read her as someone’s girlfriend, at all. That probably doesn’t even make sense, lol, but that’s what I feel.

Why don’t I like Jacob/Luna? Well for one, like Jacob/Draco, it’s reaccuring theme/pairing in the Twilight/HP crossovers. Not ALL of course, but quite a few of them nonetheless. And two, because again, the vibe…I can see Luna getting close with the Quileute pack, as a new and ‘weird’ friend or even a sister-like relationship that she often has with Harry, but to have her date one of them – it’s just not very logical or likeable.

And three…well, it’s all very cliche, really. Harry, Luna and Draco move to Forks to get away from the Wizarding World, and one by one they each get ‘mates’. First it’s usually Edward and Harry…and then they meet the La Push pack and upon sight, Jacob imprints on Draco/Luna (depending on the story, but usually it’s Draco). It’s all been done before A HUNDRED TIMES!! I said, it’s all very cliche!

It’s simply annoying, when you start reading a Twi/HP fic, hoping for an original storyline, and then end up getting the same thing. It’s like reading the same fic, just with different senarios and different authors, but with the same plot just bent slight so that the authors made it their own and can’t claim theft!

Also, it’s annoying, getting into the story, and though it’s bordering on cliche and overused, it’s still okay and acceptable. For Example: Harry and his friends/pseudo family, show up in Forks, and after looking around their new house, they go to Forks High for their first day of school. There, they meet the Cullens, and soon it becomes clear that they they are vampires and that Edward has sniffed Harry out as his mate, yadda yadda yadda…But then the story goes straight downhill and right back to horribly cliche, when…They are introduced to the La Push pack, and one by one Harry’s friends (again, usually Draco or Luna), is imprinted upon…

First Harry, then Draco, then Luna or however it goes. It’s annoying because, miraculously, they ALL find mates, in the same place – Forks/La Push! I accept Harry, of course – he’s the whole reason I’m reading any of these fics – but to then go and pair the others up, that’s where it spoils badly.

I don’t even know of this little rant of mine is making any sense at all – I know what I’m trying to say, but getting it down to where it is comprensable is a little hard…

You might or might not agree with all this, but I don’t care. This is my opinion…I HATE Jacob/Draco, Cliche Twi/HP crossovers and girlfriend-Luna (unless with Harry, or maybe Neville as a really BACKGROUND pairing). She’s much better being the little sister/best friend.